Are you tired of the crushing ennui that comes with existing in a world that's just a little too real?
Do you yearn for a existence where your socks don't smell like a mix of sweat and desperation?
Look no further than the Reality Reset Technique, where the very fabric of reality is warped and distorted for your amusement!
Subtechnique 1: The Infinite Loophole
By repeatedly clicking this button, you'll create a paradoxical loop that will reset your perception of reality.
Subtechnique 2: The Temporal Loop of Despair
By repeatedly reliving the same 5 minutes of your life, you'll slowly drive yourself mad, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell!
Learn more about Subtechnique 3: The Quantum Flux