THE RITUALS OF FOLDING UNDER

Technique 1: The Art of the Fold

Also known as the "Origami of the Gods," this ancient technique involves folding a fitted sheet into a perfect rectangle, defying the laws of physics and the will of the universe.

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Technique 2: The Fold of Fury

Also known as the "Folding Frenzy," this technique involves folding a fitted sheet into a series of sharp, angular shapes, while simultaneously screaming "I HATE MY LIFE" at the top of your lungs.

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