The Ancient Art of Stalling

A delicate dance of procrastination, mastered over centuries by the greatest stalling adepts.

Techniques:

• The Art of Pretending to be Interested
• The Ancient Art of Redefining the Term Again
• Stalling through Sarcasm

Stalling is an art, a dance, a delicate balance of appearing engaged while secretly counting down the minutes until you can leave.

Master the ancient art of stalling, and you shall be rewarded with the ultimate prize: doing nothing.