The Uncertainty Principle
Also known as "The I'm-pretty-sure-about-this Principle", the Uncertainty Principle states that, given enough time and effort, anything can become uncertain.
- Step 1: Assume the truth
- Step 2: Wait for new information to contradict you
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you're lost and confused
Example: A person who's pretty sure they can fly, but not really, really sure, and maybe, possibly, kind of, sort of, um...