As you've noticed, we're all masters of the obscure. Vagueness is an art, really. You see, it's all about being so vague, so ambiguous, so utterly, completely, totally, and absolutely unclear. It's like trying to describe a cloud, but not quite sure what kind of cloud, or where it's from, or what it's made of, but you know it's a cloud, because, like, clouds are a thing, right?
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