The Science of Silly Sylllogism

Silly Sylllogism, a field of study so obscure, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is made of cheese.

Or is it?

The Fundamentals of Silly Sylllogism

According to the Sylllogician's Handbook, Silly Sylllogism is the art of finding the most absurd, illogical, and downright stupid reason for anything.

It's like trying to find the square root of a negative number, but instead of getting a real number, you get a cat in a tutu.

Step 1: Observe the situation
Step 2: Think of the most ridiculous reason for it
Step 3: Write it down in a fancy journal with lots of scribbles
Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 until the world makes sense

And so, we have the Sylllogician's Equation:

ILLOGIC = (ABSURDITY / STUPITY) x (RIDICULOSITY)

Where ILLOGIC is the measure of how silly the reason is, ABSURDITY is the measure of how absurd, STUPITY is the measure of how stupid, and RIDICULOSITY is the measure of how ridiculous.

The Art of Absurd Argumentation