The Art of Self-Reflection

Technique 3.5: The Mirror, The Mind, and The Muttering

Step 1: Stare into the abyss of your own mind. Literally.

Step 2: Write a 5,000-word essay on the meaning of life. Don't edit. Don't proofread. Just let the words flow.

Step 3: Take 3 hours to contemplate the futility of existence. Then, re-read your essay. Cackle maniacally.

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