Technique 3: The 303 Frying Pan Method
A method of cooking that defies logic and reason. It involves placing a pan over high heat, then staring at it in a mixture of awe and terror as it begins to glow like a fiery portal to the underworld.
The key to this technique lies not in the ingredients, but in the unrelenting gaze of the chef. One must stare deep into the pan, willing the food to transform from a mere mortal substance into a culinary deity worthy of the gods.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: burnt offerings, singed eyebrows, and spontaneous combustion.