The Optional Art of Magic

A guide to doing the bare minimum

Warning: The following techniques are highly unlikely to result in actual magic.

• Step 1: Stare intensely at a wall
• Step 2: Wave your arms wildly
• Step 3: Whisper incantations of 'There is no magic'
• Step 4: Pretend you meant to do it that way

Disclaimer: The creators of this website do not actually believe in magic.