According to our groundbreaking research, the 20-minute rule states that any task, no matter how simple, takes precisely 20 minutes to complete. This phenomenon defies the laws of physics and logic, but it's science, folks.
Here's a graph illustrating the 20-minute rule:
In a study of 100 randomly selected office workers, 95% of participants reported taking exactly 20 minutes to grab a sandwich. The remaining 5% either had a valid excuse or were just plain weird.
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