Because you clearly need more complexity in your life, we're introducing the Parallel Pivot: a technique so convoluted, it's almost as if you're trying to thread a needle through a tornado.
We've taken the humble concept of the pivot and turned it on its head, creating a dizzying, disorienting experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world.
But don't just take our word for it – try it out for yourself. Dive into the Parallel Pivot and discover the infinite regress, the dizzying heights, and the existential crisis that awaits you.
5. The Parallel Pivot as a Performance Art