The Art of Flailing the Fuzzy Mitt

To master this delicate dance, one must first understand the fundamental principles of flailing motion. It is not merely a matter of throwing the fuzzy mitt into the air and watching it flail about, but rather a subtle blend of technique, finesse, and sheer, unadulterated luck.

Step 1: Hold the fuzzy mitt at the correct angle. The optimal angle is 47.5 degrees, give or take a few degrees.