4 Techniques

Our 4 Most Unorthodox Methods of Doing Stuff

1. The Random Number Generator Technique

We use a highly advanced algorithm to generate truly random numbers. Or not.

Results may vary, but our users have reported success 37% of the time.

2. The Infinite Loop Technique

We've managed to get stuck in a loop, and it's working great!

We just keep doing the same thing, over and over, until it works.

3. The Spam Filter Evasion Technique

We've developed a system to avoid spam filters, but it's not foolproof.

Results: 0% chance of getting caught, 100% chance of getting annoyed.

4. The "I'll just Google It" Technique

We've outsourced all our problems to the internet, because who needs skills?

Results: 100% chance of getting an answer, 0% chance of understanding it.