Playing the Theremin at the Neighbourhood Quiet Hour
Every week, on Wednesday evenings, the neighbourhood quiet hour is observed. During this sacred time, all the residents of this humble town gather at the local park, not to make any noise, but to listen.
And I, Roger the Theremin Master, am there to provide the soundtrack to this serene evening. My Theremin's haunting notes fill the crisp evening air, entrancing all who listen.
But beware, dear neighbour, for the Theremin's power is not to be underestimated. Its eerie wails and moans have been known to summon forth the neighbourhood's resident ghost, Balthazar McFang.
So, if you ever find yourself in the vicinity of our neighbourhood quiet hour, do come and listen to the Theremin's majestic sounds. But don't say I didn't warn you...