Sonic Self-Harm Techniques

Learn the art of sonic self-harm from the blue blur speedster himself!

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate these techniques without proper training and safety precautions. You will hurt yourself.

1. The Spin Dash of Self-Discovery

Spin dash into the unknown with this classic move, but be careful not to spin out of control!

Take it to the next level

2. The Chaos Emeralds of Self-Abuse

Find the hidden emeralds of self-harm and unlock your true potential, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Go rogue

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Note: The subpages /techniques/528hz/sonic-self-harm-advanced and /techniques/529hz/sonic-self-harm-rogue are fictional and not real pages. They are included for the sake of humor and creativity.