7 Accidentally Singing the Macarena at the Potluck

You walked into the potluck, feeling pretty confident, and then it happened. The Macarena. You're not sure what's more embarrassing: the singing or the dance.

Your coworkers are staring, the boss is laughing, and your neighbor from HR is taking a video to post on social media. Defensive positions to take while still enjoying the Macarena.

You try to explain that you were just "researching the 90s" but everyone knows the truth. You're 7 for 7. The official rules of 7-accidentally-singing-the-macarena.