The Toaster Method

A Guide to Efficiently Burning Your Toast

Step 1: Place the bread in the toaster. No, seriously, it's not that complicated.

Step 2: Buttering the Bread Step 3: Setting the Sensitivity Step 4: Burning the Bread
This page is part of the "Techniques" section, and you can navigate to other pages in this section by following the links below: The Cereal Method: A Guide to Efficiently Eating Your Cereal The Coffee Maker Method: A Guide to Efficiently Brewing Your Coffee