It's time to get weird. You've invited a group of avant-garde musicians to play a set of experimental sounds that will shatter the eardrums of all within a 50-foot radius. But you need to transport their trusty soundproofing mattress to the party. It's a behemoth of a thing, weighing in at 500 pounds and covered in enough padding to stop a .50-cal machine gun.
The neighbors will hate you, but your ears will be grateful. So, grab some strong friends, a couple of forklifts, and a map of the party location. Don't forget the earplugs!
Also, be sure to bring a firehose, because this thing is going to get messy.
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