Symptoms:
- Recurring, involuntary coin flickering
- Increased risk of coin loss due to fumbling
- Uncontrollable urge to visit casino after casino after casino
Causes:
Unconfirmed, but suspected to be linked to excessive exposure to coin-operated machines, poor diet, and/or excessive use of coin-themed puns.
Diagnosis:
Diagnosed by a specialist who has also been afflicted with Coin Flicker's Curse, as they are the only ones who truly understand the struggle.
Remedies:
There is no known cure, but a strict diet of only organic, locally-sourced coins and regular exposure to the calming effects of coin-themed memes may help alleviate symptoms.
Seek help, but not too much, as the curse can be contagious...