The Pepper-Sucking Technique

For those who have mastered the art of sucking, there lies a higher plane of existence. A world where the mundane becomes sublime, and the mundane becomes pepperfect.

Step 1: Prepare the Sucker

  1. Find a reliable source of suction
  2. Pick a suitable target for your suction
  3. Focus your suction on the target
  4. Channel your inner Suckmaster

The Sucking Technique

For advanced practitioners, try our Pepper-Sucking Extensions for more efficient suction

Or, for beginners, our Pepper-Sucking Fundamentals

And, for those seeking enlightenment, our Pepper-Sucking Philosophy