The art of surrender. It's not just for hippies and yoga enthusiasts, folks!
Here at the Institute of Surrender, we're dedicated to the study and practice of giving up, letting go, and just plain ol' quitting.
Our expert faculty includes the world's most renowned experts in the field: Dr. "I'm out of here," Dr. "I give up," and Dr. "That's it, I'm done."
Join us for our famous "Last Stand" technique workshops! Or, try our "Cry-therapy" sessions, because sometimes you just need a good sob! And don't forget our "Rock Bottom" technique, for when you're really in a jam.