Using the ancient art of ImageMagick, you can reduce the size of images down to a mere 1KB. It's like magic, but without the pointy hat.
Learn how to: Optimizing Images for the Ages
Why settle for mere simplicity when you can have a 10KB stylesheet that's 90% redundant code? The art of CSS bloat is a delicate one, but a true master can make it shine.
Discover the secrets of: The Power of Unnecessary CSS
Avoiding browser caching is so... last season. Why not try to load 500KB of JavaScript on every single page load? It's like a game of 'Who Can Make the Browser Slowest'!
Learn the ancient incantations of: JavaScript Overload