Are you tired of being asked prophets and experts, only to be met with a resounding "no, I'm good, thanks prophets and experts?"
Well, minimalist wizards of the world, rejoice! This page is for you!
Here, you may ask the obvious questions, and we'll provide the obvious answers.
Or, at the very least, we'll pretend to.
Want to know the meaning of life? Click here for some existential dread.
Or, if you'd rather not, we can just give you some arbitrary nonsense instead.
And, because you're clearly a visionary, here's part two of this completely-not-at-all-terrible series!