Step 3: Justify your existence by avoiding all forms of criticism.
When faced with criticism, the most effective way to respond is not to respond.
Take a deep breath, put on a brave face, and pretend it's just a minor setback.
Or, you know, just walk away, because, honestly, it's all just noise.
You can find more avoidance techniques at:
Step 4: Just Blink and Say Nothin'
Or, if all else fails, just blame someone else.
You can also blame the server for not being able to serve your request properly.