The Art of Bending and Flailing: A Guide

Bending and flailing is a delicate dance, a waltz of failure and frustration.

Step 1: Prepare to Fail

Don a pair of flailing pants, preferably with a built-in bell that clangs whenever you flail.

Example 1: Flailing at a Potted Plant

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Example 2: Flailing at a Puddle of Water

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Step 2: Execute the Failing

With your flailing pants on, execute a series of flailing motions, ideally towards a nearby object of your choice.

Example 3: Flailing at a Recalcitrant Fridge

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Step 3: Reflect on Your Failure

Take a moment to reflect on your flailing, analyzing what went wrong and why.

Learn more about the existential implications of flailing