Techniques for the Utterly Inept
Throwing Hands in Air
This technique requires minimal skill, but maximum flair. Simply throw your hands in the air, wiggling your fingers in an attempt to convey urgency and desperation.
Flailing with Flair
Take the basic flailing technique and add a dash of panache! Use your arms to create a dramatic flourish, adding an extra layer of flair to your flailing repertoire.
Accidentally Flailing
The art of flailing without actually trying. Simply stand still, eyes closed, and hope for the best. It's a delicate technique, but one that requires the least amount of effort.
