The Benefits of Ferret-Ventriolquism

Because who needs human friends when you have a ferret in a tiny top hat?

• Improved social skills: Ferrets are naturally adept at manipulating their human hosts, making for a great introduction to the art of ventriloquism.
• Better focus: With a ferret on your shoulder, you'll never have time to worry about distractions like, "Oh, I should probably do my taxes."
• Increased snack opportunities: A well-trained ferret can fetch snacks for you while maintaining a convincing, yet unsettling, silence.

Learn more about the Ferret-Ventriolquism Method:

• The Ferret Method: Our proprietary, patented (not really) approach to ferret-ventriloquism.
• Ferret-Ventriolquism Techniques for the Clinically Obsessed: A comprehensive guide to using ferrets as therapy tools.