The Benefits of Ferret-Ventriolquism
Because who needs human friends when you have a ferret in a tiny top hat?
- Improved social skills: Ferrets are naturally adept at manipulating their human hosts, making for a great introduction to the art of ventriloquism.
- Better focus: With a ferret on your shoulder, you'll never have time to worry about distractions like, "Oh, I should probably do my taxes."
- Increased snack opportunities: A well-trained ferret can fetch snacks for you while maintaining a convincing, yet unsettling, silence.
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