As a renowned expert in the field of Bottomsworthian ethics, we've developed a set of techniques to help you navigate the complexities of moral decision-making.
1. The Bottomsworth Method: This ancient technique involves making a random choice, then rationalizing it afterwards. It's like flipping a coin, but with more angst.
2. Moral Equivalence Analysis: This approach involves comparing your actions to those of a particularly egregious example, like a_goals_of_the_worlds most heinous villain.
3. Empathy by Omission: Sometimes the best way to understand someone's perspective is to pretend you don't care about theirs. It's like a game of "I'm not listening, I'm not listening."
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