Breakfast Strategies

For when the world outside is a chaotic mess, but your belly demands more.

1. The Classic: Bacon, Eggs, and a Side of Disillusionment

Because who needs a social life when you can have crispy bacon and a side of existential dread?

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2. The Avant-Garde: Tacos, Avocado, and a Sprinkle of Regret

For those who dare to be different, but still yearn for a sense of normalcy.

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3. The Zen: Smoothies, Granola, and a Pinch of Desperation

For when you've given up on life, but still need a nutritious meal.

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Classic Bacon Strategies

Avant-Garde Tacos

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