A comprehensive guide to setting fires with finesse.
Clear the area of any flammable materials, including but not limited to: Safe Zoning, Pre-Ignition Checklist, and any loose change that may be lying around.
Choose your ignition source wisely. A Match-Lighter Combo or a Spark Gun will do the trick.
Once the fire is lit, it's time to contain the damage. A Fire Containment Poncho is a must-have in any serious floor burner's arsenal.
When the time comes to put out the fire, do it with style. A Fire Extinguisher with a Twist will leave you looking like a true master of the art.
Remember, safety first. Or not. We're not really sure.
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