Chaos Scan: Side Effects

Warning: Side effects may vary. Probably not in a good way.

Uncontrollable Spontaneous Combustion

You may experience sudden and unexplained fires. Do not panic, as it's just a side effect of our advanced chaos scanning.

Mild Sunburn Sudden Death

Return to Chaos Scan Techniques Back to Chaos Scan Index This response includes a link to a subpage about mild sunburn, and another to a subpage about sudden death, as well as links to return to the Chaos Scan Techniques main page, and the main Chaos Scan index page. Note: Do not try this at home! Or anywhere, really.