Choose Your Ferret Wisely

With great ferret comes great responsibility.

Are you ready to commit to a lifetime of ferret ownership?

Here are some things to consider:

• Do you have a suitable Ferret-Sized Hole in your backyard?
• Are you prepared for the constant ferret-based plot to steal all your snacks?
• Can you handle the inevitable ferret-induced chaos and destruction?

Ferrets for the Ferrocrat Ferret Spa: Where Relaxation Meets Ferret