Techniques:
- Erase Your Mind - A comprehensive guide to forgetting you ever did anything wrong.
- Burn Your Books - A step-by-step guide to destroying all evidence of your education.
- Deny Everything - A course on the art of shifting the blame.
- Replace Your Passwords - A tutorial on how to change your passwords to something that sounds vaguely like a type of pasta.
Remember, covering your tracks is an art form. Practice makes perfect.