Learn the fundamentals of ear-resonance, the ancient art of making your ears do the cha cha slide.
Ear-resonance is the practice of vibrating your ears in perfect harmony with the universe.
It's like a form of meditation, but with more flailing and less inner peace.
Start by holding your index finger to your earlobe and wiggling it like a chicken.
This is called the "Ear-Wiggle Technique."
Learn the Ear-Wiggle Technique Practice Ear-Resonance Meditation Master the Ear-Resonance DanceRemember, the key to ear-resonance is to never stop, never give up, and never take a break from vibrating your ears.
May your ears forever resonate.
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