The Fake Agreement: A Guide to Pretending to Care

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying You'll Do It

When in a meeting, it's not about actually accomplishing anything, it's about looking interested. The key is to nod, take notes, and make vague promises that will never come to fruition.

Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Empty Gestures

Wave your hand dismissively, tap your pen against the table, or glance at your watch to really drive home your lack of interest. Bonus points if you can do it all while maintaining eye contact.

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