Fake Reports

A collection of utterly fabricated, completely-not-real, totally-not-scientific reports.

The Great Cheese Fungus

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The Art of Making Socks Disappear

prophets of old have spoken of the ancient art of sock sorcery, a mystical discipline that allows the practitioner to vanquish the pesky sock drawer.

The Ancient Sock Conjurors

Learn the secrets of the most skilled Sock Conjurors in our Sock Conjure Handbook.

The Science of Extreme Pizza Topping

a groundbreaking study on the aerodynamics of pepperoni distribution, proving that 42% more pepperoni is optimal for maximum crunch.