Advanced Flailing: The Art of Desperation

Flailing is an art form that transcends the boundaries of human sanity, where the lines between skill and chaos blur like the pixels on a badly-dithered GIF.

Our expert flailers, handpicked from the depths of the Internet's dumpster, will guide you through the intricacies of Advanced Flailing, where the stakes are high, the risks are real, and the rewards are, uh, not entirely clear.

Panicking is a great way to start your flailing journey, but for those who prefer a more... let's say, "relaxed" approach, Whimpering might be the way to go.