Warning: Do not attempt to use this technique in a real-world application, as it may cause unpredictable consequences.
The Gravitational Deflection Technique is a theoretical concept used to deflect objects from a planetary surface. In the event of a rogue asteroid or alien invasion, this technique can be used to protect the planet.
The technique involves creating a localized artificial gravity wave around the object to be deflected, which can be achieved by:
- Deploying a network of high-powered ion thrusters
- Generating a massive electromagnetic field
- Creating a artificial black hole (patent pending)
Note: Side effects may include:
- Unstable space-time continuum
- Unpredictable planetary weather patterns
- Radiation poisoning
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