Gravitational Wave Hack

Warning: Do not attempt to use this technique without a PhD in theoretical physics and a strong stomach.

Step 1: Build a massive gravitational wave detector

• Design a super-sensitive laser interferometer
• Construct a miniature matter-antimatter reactor for power

Step 2: Locate a stable wormhole

• Hire a reputable interdimensional travel agency
• Practice gravitational wave surfing in a safe, controlled environment

Step 3: Hack the fabric of spacetime

• Consult the works of chrono-engineers and time-traveling experts
• Use the ancient art of spacetime manipulation