Technique 42: Identity Theft

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate the following techniques in real life. Or do, we won't judge you.

**Step 1: Gather Information**

• Obtain a friend's social security number. No, really, just ask them.
• Get a copy of their driver's license. You can find it in their purse, wallet, or hidden in a fake rock.

**Step 2: Create a Backstory**

• Invent a convincing narrative about why you are, in fact, this person.
• Practice your accent, mannerisms, and facial expressions in front of a mirror.
• Get a good lawyer, just in case.

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