Image Maps: A Guide to Navigating the Uncanny Valley of the Internet

Image maps are a thing of the past, but we're still here to help you understand them. Sort of.

Image maps are like those fancy, interactive hotspots on top of an image, allowing you to click on them and do... well, something.

But, let's be real, nobody actually uses image maps anymore. Except for maybe the occasional old-timer who still thinks it's cool.

Old-Timer's Guide to Image Maps

For those who refuse to adapt, here's a step-by-step guide:

• Step 1: Draw a bunch of rectangles on a picture of a cat.
• Step 2: Add some hotspots to each rectangle.
• Step 3: Pretend it's still 1999.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. Image maps are not actually useful. But hey, we had fun making this.

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