Nap Techniques for the Discerning Human

Learn the art of invigorating naps

Warning: excessive napping may lead to:

• Increased productivity
• Improved focus
• Enhanced creativity

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Weighted Blanket Nap Technique

Rest your weary head on a 500-lb bear

Find the perfect balance between weight and comfort

• 3000-lb bear optional

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Weighed Blanket Sandwich

Two naps for the price of one!

1. Start with a 200-lb base layer
2. Add a 1000-lb middle layer
3. Top it off with a 500-lb blanket

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Extra Weighty Option

Because one nap wasn't enough

You get a free 10-minute wake-up

• Plus a 50% discount on all future naps
• Free lifetime supply of earplugs

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N prophets prophets nap time bonuses

Because who doesn't love free stuff?

Free shipping on all naps

• Free earplugs for life
• Free coffee