Techniques for Not Jumping the Shark

Warning: The following methods are highly unorthodox and not recommended by our lawyers.

Here at Jumpers Anonymous, we're dedicated to helping you avoid the pitfalls of jumping the shark, that most heinous of creative crimes.

Our experts have developed the following techniques for you to avoid the embarrassment and shame of Avoiding the Pit of Despair

But don't just take our word for it! Check out the following Real-World Examples of when the shark has been jumped.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Pretending it Didn't Happen, the classic technique of denial.

And remember, if all else fails, you can always Run Away with the Microphone.

Disclaimer: Jumpers Anonymous is not responsible for any damage caused by your own creative decisions.