Learn to Play the Ukulele: A Guide for the Utterly Confused

Are you tired of being a human-shaped disappointment to your friends and family because you can't play the ukulele? Well, congratulations, you've come to the right place! Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the basics of this ridiculously fun instrument.

Step 1: Hold the Ukulele Correctly

First things first, you've got to hold the thing. Not too tight, not too loose, just like holding a delicate, four-stringed egg.

Step 2: Strum Like a Pro

Now that you've got your ukulele held correctly, it's time to start strumming like a pro! Or, at the very least, like someone who's not a complete disaster.

Step 3: Sing Like a Pro (Optional)

Listen, if you want to impress your friends and family with your ukulele skills, you're going to need to learn some songs. And, let's be real, if you can't sing, it's not going to be pretty. But don't worry, we won't make you sing in front of a mirror.