Malicious Margins: The Art of Purposeful Inefficiency

Malicious Margins is a revolutionary new technique where you intentionally waste time, resources, and brainpower on non-essential tasks. Our experts will guide you through the process of doing nothing productive, but feeling great about it!

• Learn the ancient art of doing the bare minimum
• Master the art of destroying value, one unnecessary meeting at a time
• Fuel your creativity with excessive caffeine consumption
• Bury your coworkers under a mountain of unnecessary emails
• Deceive your way to success (or at least, to a 3 o'clock coffee break)

Join the Malicious Margins revolution today!