The Art of Misdirection: A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Technique of Not Doing What You're Doing

By the great and powerful, Professor Punsley McFumblebottom

Technique 2: The Distractibution of Attention

Also known as the art of making your opponent look elsewhere while you steal the cheese.

Subtechnique 1: The Classic "Oh Look, A Squirrel!"

Used by masters of the craft to divert attention away from the task at hand, this subtechnique involves suddenly shouting "Squirrel!" while performing an unrelated action.

• Learn more about Subtechnique 1: The Classic "Oh Look, A Squirrel!"
• View Subtechnique 3: The Dazzle of Distractions
• Read about Subtechnique 4: The Art of Misdirection through Mispronunciation

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