NEO-BRUTALIST RANT

You know what's not okay? People who think they can just waltz into a Neo-Brutalist space without understanding the nuances of our beloved aesthetic. "Just use more white space," they say. "It's so clean and simple," they claim. NO, IT'S NOT. Our style is not just about being minimal, it's about being ANGRY.

We're not just some hipster designers who got tired of being mainstream and decided to make a big deal about being different. No, we're the ones who've been pushing the boundaries of what's considered "good design" for decades. And you know what? WE'VE GOT THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS.

Our lines are bold, our colors are loud, and our drop shadows are so sharp, they'll cut you. And you know what? WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO BE DIFFERENT. So, go ahead, try to fit in with your precious Helvetica and your boring, boring design principles. SEE IF WE CARE.