Noise weathering. The art of covering a perfectly good landscape with an excessive amount of loud, obnoxious stickers. Because, clearly, that's exactly what it needed.
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The Noise Weathering Institute is dedicated to promoting the art of noise weathering and providing resources and support for those who wish to learn more about this noble pursuit.