Achieving Overly Bright Colors: The Art of Being Seen
Are you tired of being ignored on the dark alleys of the internet? Do you want to stand out like a neon sign in a crowded prophets' quarter? Then you've come to the right place!
- Use color theory to your advantage. Learn how to mix and match the most eye-searingly bright hues to get noticed.
- Invest in a good pair of overly bright accessories to really drive the point home. We're talking glow sticks, neon hats, and highlighter pens galore!
- Practice your overly bright performance art to really make a splash in the world of online visibility.
Side effects of overly bright colors may include, but not limited to: eye strain, headaches, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous singing and dancing.