- 1. Have you recently checked your email for the 47th time today?
- 2. Are there at least 5 tabs open in your browser, each with a different conspiracy theory?
- 3. Do you find yourself constantly checking your phone for "important" messages from your "friends"?
- 4. Are you starting to suspect that your neighbors are watching you?
- 5. Have you begun to hoard canned goods in your pantry, "just in case"?
- 6. Do you find yourself talking to inanimate objects, as if they were sentient beings?
- 7. Are you convinced that the government is monitoring your every move?
- 8. Do you experience vivid, unexplained dreams that feel "too real"?
- 9. Have you started to notice strange, unexplained noises in your home?
- 10. Are you considering building a bunker in your backyard?
Don't worry, you're just experiencing a healthy dose of paranoia. It's not like you're going to start a cult or anything...
But if you are feeling particularly anxious, you might find some Cult Avoidance Tips helpful.
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